Monday, May 17, 2010

Linda Goodman Astrology For 2010

lesson in good manners

I state that I love China, as well as its wonderful people, but after two months passed and I am here to speak my mind on some things.
1 - You should stop whispering (or shouting, as your usual) "waiguoren, waiguoren" as soon as I see. I know. I am a monster of the West, but I have nothing other than you, so stop it. Also because I feel you ...
2 - I'm not French, nor American. So stop it trying to guess my country so that we do not ever hit.
3 - Yes, in Italy they speak Italian. E no, "derecha" is not Italian.
4 - If, when I check in for the meter before you put the bag, it is useless to me passing by, because always before my time will come.
5 - Just shove by metro or bus: you broke.
6 - yellow lines with arrows drawn on the ground serve to make you stand in line. Really, is not as difficult as what.
7 - If I speak in Chinese, do not try to answer with an improbable English, which just complicate things.
8 - If you want to make me a picture, ask me. Do not try to do it secretly, so that you always sgam why not remove the sound from the phone.
9 - If you fill in the disco of nudges and pushes you away with violence, the meaning is clear: dislodged.
10 - Just because Western does not mean it's stupid or that money has come out of the pockets.

And these are enough for now. I've vented enough. Small esiliranti

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