Tuesday, March 9, 2010

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Things ...

are being dictated cazzeggiano post-and pre-study (?) and then update it a bit 'the journal.
Well, I am in China relatively recently, but I have learned many things (some of them would rather not know ...) and then share with you. I also promise that as soon as possible to put the pictures.

In China I learned:

- that may be there ten people and 20 suitcases in a bus approved for eight.
- you should not get on buses because a similar provision.
- that if you are a foreigner looking at you all.
- that the restaurant will bring warm water to drink
- that if you say "no problem", you have to worry because the problem is really
- that the Korean restaurant is also eaten dog meat
- passing the way to the Chinese way: you're rushing, dodging cars and pray that they too schivino you.
- that three euro (and not) can eat to bursting.
- filled cakes that burst just hit them.
- that the sandwiches sold in carts on the road are the most good in the world.
- that you should not feed the carts on the road why are not hygienic.
- you can strangle you with tea leaves.
- that green tea is addictive.
- that if you receive applause taiji in the park and not as incredulous eyes in Italy.
- that the water you will have to unblock you.
- that we should not throw toilet paper in the bowl, but into the trash.
- people spitting. Loudly.


Well, not bad for only three weeks of stay, no?
soon "learn" something else, I will update the post, meanwhile, enjoy these gems. Being a laowai

Saturday, March 6, 2010

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All rise: there's The ghetto

or waiguoren (the way in which the Chinese call us foreigners) sometimes has its positive sides. I've already mentioned that all they look at you as if you were a very interesting (or disgusting monster, depending on who you are in front), also coming to get you pictures, no? Last night we experienced another moment of pure stardom, we are going to do some 'night life in a nice bar near the university here, and since we were seven, the waiter immediately started looking for a place to be able to accommodate. The most comfortable sofas apparently were all busy, so here is the waiter who then decides to move out three poor souls who were comfortably seated on one of the sofas. A no one gets our assurance that the smallest bench would go very well anyway. After I was ashamed as a thief, I enjoyed the brief moment of stardom.
Ah, the cocktail that I was served was delicious, and I managed to order it in Chinese, with all the right tones. Viva me. Before

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

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laowai the Italian and Chinese names

recounts the story in this morning's class, which has precipitated the self-esteem of the Italians, I inform you that now I also have a Chinese name:, 小雨 preliminary xiao yu, literally "little rain", "drizzle" ;. Very very nice, I like it! Now I will not have more to assist the crippled my name from the east.
BTW, you should know that our class is consists of ten Italians, two Thais, three British and Korean variety. This morning we Italians have decided to separate, sitting down on a bench in order to make friends with others. Nice idea, in fact.
Well, as soon as the first group of Koreans came into class and noted that there was no place to sit all nearby, has sparked panic. One had the lucciconi eyes and kept going in and out of the classroom hoping scomparissimo, others have begun to look around frantically looking for places to sit. In the end only two Koreans have had the "misfortune" to sit with us, others have failed in some way to settle down. Not to mention
then expressions of disgust that we have addressed. I feel very ghettoized.

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没 问题 ... ... The answer to every problem is not resolved then ...

I was blocked the bathroom. For the second time. I was Demagnetized room key. For the third time.
I'd be a bit 'stove sincerely, especially because here I answer to every problem with a 没 问题 (MEI Went, no problem) and then do nothing. When we said the bathroom is clogged, the fuwuyuan after a bit busy, 'he told us that everything was OK.
think it is? No, of course, because the water is still not down. I know I'll have to just pull out my hand "manly" and unblock me.
But after what you want to be a trivial problem as a clogged bathroom? 没 问题, 没 问题 ...